its the long awaited...heavily anticipated...a little belated...post with the most...ryhmes...time after time...first...after my 23rd...ok thats all the freestyle i got...but ya...lots to say so lets get to it
1. what the fuck is juice?! i want some grape drink baby!...from dave chappelle...seriously that guy is so funny he inspires me...and ya...when i come back from my vacation...i will attempt to write a comedy set...dont laugh...yet
2. the next generation is already here eh?...the ps3, the xbox 360, and the tv breaking wii...well if you cant beat them...buy them...which i am planning to do again after my well deserved vacation
3. all this talk about my vacation...i think i should tell you where im going...im returning home...a university graduated person thing...and i just found out today that if i get my ticket for the day i want...i can make it to a friends bday party...however its a costume party and i dont really know what to dress up as...i mean...i could go as a pimp...but that would only require me to put a feather in my hat...yes...coz the rest of me is already too pimp...oh...which reminds me...wheres my money bitch?
4. im already starting to plan my life after university...theres so much i want to learn...and i have about 2 years to learn it all...then its back for good and the begining of my journey towards world domination...dont worry...i wont wipe out all the jews...i might however wipe out all the people who think paris hilton has any sort of talent
5. you know i havent really gotten angry for a while...which is a good thing really...i think its because my outlook has changed to the extent that its just whatever...and i feel lighter...also ive worked on my patience and anger management skills which also help...and most of all my luck is getting better...although i hear the next chinese year is my fan tai sui...and i gotta wear a dragon somewhere...well you know what that means...yup...time to get a diamond encrusted dragon chain made...you know...bling bling...but ya...and for things to get me angry right now in my new state of mind...im really not sure if its worth all the trouble...hmmm...really not sure
6. im gonna start taking things seriously once i get back...gonna start playing ball again...gonna put some real effort into this dance thing...well...i say it now...but i hope i stick with it...maybe i should write that shit on my reminder paper...ya...and oh before i forget...im gonna clean my fucking place baby...i have a plan in my mind that should work...well i hope it works...hmmm...the last time i had a plan like this britney spears got pregnant...lets hope its a little differnt this time...and i actually get a living room again...so i can invite people over and not be embarressed about my place looking like an aftermarket for 80s style women clothing that only come in 1 size...but ya...invite people over...and serve them grape juice...what the fuck is juice? you want some grape drink? god damn
ps...its cool how i ended it kinda how i started it right?...and yes...if youre wondering...its real late and i should be sleeping...but i cant...maybe a glass of warm apple drink may help...hmm
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maybe u can be a mixture of jim carrey and james bond. lol... reality vs. dream. i don't know how u're gonna pull that sexy look off. wahahah. by the way, i'm glad to see that u're becoming less grumpy, maybe u finally walked out of the grandpa phase. LOL.
btw, i'm the girl who dances better than u. ^____^
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