Sunday, November 27, 2005

thoughts of a half sober stoopid...

uh...its always amazing trying to trace back the steps in which i get home after being intoxicated and the things i do while im home...the amazing things being...1...i didnt die...2...my driving skills are great...3...i can actually park my car better...4...my memory is like a digital camera...only still images...and like 2 second videos...5...i actually take off my contacts...6...being able to type stoopid stoopid comments that when read sober makes me feel like an idiot (sorry)...i actually remember once when typing a text message was like climbing mount everest...7...not bumping into anything that will give me bruises the next day...and not vomiting

truth is...i dont like to celebrate my b-day...those that know me probably know why...but i must say...the soaps smell great...like...so good that i dont want to use them...besides the mango ones...there are like a few...the shoes are way cool...a little too much...but real nice...i can watch movies where ever i go...it will be bad for my eyes...but tis alright...and finally...a great baked good...although too much will probably get me back to my intoxicated state

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WOW. Sounds like your friends do CARE about you. Hope you had a good one. I'm sorry for saying some mean stuff, I don't really mean it. But by now, I'm pretty sure you know that. I know you have your own 'special' way for showing appreciation...cuz you're introverted and all. It's just that I am soo bad at reading ppl...I need obvious words and actions. I'm stoopid. We all can be stoopid at times. Anyways...we need a rematch and we definitely need to work on our skills cause it is seriously embarassing! P.S. glad i didn't find any vomit in my house..at least not yet!